Cocktail Chatter

"Care to guess who she's having an affair with?"
"Who?"
"The brunette in the blue dress."
"Two women are having an affair?"
"No...the brunette's having an affair with the husband."
"Which brunette?"
"Don't turn around...she'll see you."
"How else am I supposed to know who you're talking about?"
"Well, be discreet!"
"You mean the one who looks like Peggy?"
"Peggy who?"
"Peggy...with the cute brother going to law school."
"You mean Scott? He's a medical student."
"Are you sure?"
"Positive. He was dating that nurse from his teaching hospital."
"Which nurse?"
"The one who looked Mexican. I think she came from San Antonio."
"Oh...you mean the one with two kids?"
"No. That was Ellen's brother."
"Ellen's brother has two kids? I didn't even know he was married."
"Ellen's brother was dating the woman with two kids."
"She was a nurse too?"
"I don't think so. I believe she was a legal secretary."
"Yes...yes, that's right, I remember now! She resembled that actress who played the part of Olive Oyl. Poor thing! Can't remember her name now though."
"You mean Shelly Duval?"
"No...I don't think that was it."
"Yes it was. She was also in that Stephen King movie opposite Jack Nicholson."
"I didn't mean the name of the actress, I meant the name of the woman who dated Peggy's brother."
"You mean Ellen's brother?"
"Yes...I suppose so. I could have sworn it was Scott though."
"It doesn't matter. That's not what's important...GUESS!!!"
"I think I've forgotten the question."

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